So way back when (think five years ago), I used to blog. My posts were similar to the ones you read today, in that I was a crazy lady back then too. Except I was also sleep deprived and dealing with the perks of being mother to a (not-so) little baby. Nawwwwwww.
Anyway, I thought I'd share my first post from my old blog...... I've grown up a lot these past five years, haha. :)
I wasn't always this way. Once upon a time I was about as normal as
normal gets. Happy, carefree, impulsive..... Not sure what happened!?
...oh, that's right. A living being decided to grow inside of me and not
only steal my heart, but also my sanity.
No wait, that's a lie. I've never been normal. I've never cared what
anyone thought... Always spoke my mind, and did whatever I pleased. I'm
the sort of special you only read about. The infamous "window licker"
variety. Rare species we are. ....Rare, yet totally awesome!
So I bet you're wondering what I'm doing here!? Well, I have all this
*stuff* running through my head! All day, every day, it's
there...Sending my brain into overdrive, and resulting in the CRAZY. So
I decided (after severe peer pressure!) to start a blog. Never done
this before.... Slightly disturbed. Like the turd my son did this
morning.... I wont gross you out with details, but it was badddddddd!
So anyway, the moral of my blog? Oh, there is none. I just wanted to waste your time! :)
Up and coming blogs may include.....
Moving across the country.
Christmas chaos.
Smelly poo's.
Cleaning.
Rants.
And other hilarious bullsh*t.
You may not know this, but I moved across the country shortly after writing that post. With my lovely one year old and not much else. The similarities between then and now are a little crazy. Which is fitting, considering my crazy theme!
Then: single mum, man-hater, battling postnatal depression, stress relating to the impending move, adjusting to life with a walker...
Now: single mum, man-hater, overcoming depression, job hunting stress, trying to decide whether to move or stay where I am, adjusting to life with a (somewhat) 'diagnosed' boy....
No wonder I'm crazy!! I need to stop putting myself in situations that cause so much stress! And maybe go get my hair dyed. My greys are showing.
Peace out.
- L. x
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